Colby Stone: What a piece of work is man

What a piece of work is man?  My BFF Phinneas the Rat used to say that over in Wako, until… well, you know, ‘nough said.

Sure Colby’s a billionaire, yada yada, but what half-brained techy isn’t these days?  He is creative, I will give him that, and his long-running feud with Bill Gates gave rise to lots of innuendo, and a big waste of ink, as far as I’m concerned.

But Colby never leaves well enough alone. He likes Normal, ‘cause he can, as he says, “live like a regular bloke” in his palatial, energy-guzzling efficient manse up on the hill.  It’s not enough to be Mayor of the Pick Me Up on Foursquare – the guy has to be Mayor of the whole bloody town.  He’s got a Clint Eastwood complex going on, but can’t keep his trap shut.

He’s thinking he wants to keep everything natural – so grabbed  the “Do Not Disturb” tagline from his obnoxious hotel-chain commercials – and made it his campaign slogan.

See that “Do Not Disturb” sign swinging on his bedroom door?  Well, it sure ain’t  part of the public mantra (if you get my drift). Just ask Honey Reins…

But I digress.